![]() I didn't know what this was all about, but it super sounded cool. Adams the ice cream man said he'd be my new daddy, and the only way for this to happen would be if we did the New Daddy Ceremony. ![]() His ice cream was always soggy.Īfter a trip to the beach, he really took a liking to me. Ah hah hah! My poor lonely mama started doubting whether or not my father would ever return from war at all, and started sniffing around for a brand new weiner. The only thing that ever made me laugh was when my mother would pull her Sunday pants down and make her vagina talk to me and tell me to eat my peas. When my father left, I became very quiet and introverted. I was a naughty little baba, and used to eat my own poopie to defy my mother, who was a good christian lady. While my father was gone fighting those sneaky sneaky sneaky gooks, my mother was forced to raise me. In 1951 all of that changed when my father was drafted to the Korean War. My father Walter was a French immigrant who worked full time on our farm tending to the cattle and horses and fucking the field mice. I was born a little baby in the black heart of America to hard working French immigrants. Well, I guess this is as good a time as any to finally come clean and get the record straight. What the fuck am I doing with my life? Sigh. Do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do. ![]() Wanna hear a great song? Guess what song this is. I guess I'll wait for them to stop blowing each other. Where the fuck are these bozos? It's not like they're busy making cartoons for YouTube. Sometimes I wipe my buttcrack with cold raw bacon, so whenever I fart, packs of local dogs come and keep me company. When I was young, my father painted my little asshole pink to look like a pussy, so he wouldn't feel gay when he fucked me. Featuring: Psychicpebbles, JohnnyUtah, Spazkid, Oney, Stamper, Ricepirate, Nial, and introducing the newest member of the Sleepycabin, Steve. This is a Sleep圜ast Lost episode: The Day We All Lost Our Virginity at the Same Time. ![]()
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